It can buy a House But not a Home
可以用來買房子 但是不能買一個家

It can buy a Bed But not Sleep
可以用來買床 但是不能買睡眠

It can buy a Clock But not Time
可以用來買時鐘 但是不能買時間
It can buy you a Book But not Knowledge
可以用來買書 但是不能買到知識

It can buy you a Position But not Respect
可以用來買職位 但是不能買到尊敬

It can buy you Medicine But not Health
可以用來買藥 但是不能買到健康

It can buy you Blood But not Life
可以用來買血 但是不能買回生命

It can buy you Sex But not Love
可以用來買性行為 但是不能買到真愛

So you see money isn't everything.
所以金錢不是萬能的

I tell you all this because I am your Friend
我之所以告訴你這些道理,是因為我是你真正的朋友

and as your Friend I want to take away your pain and suffering.....而身為你的朋友,我想要消除你的痛苦,免除你所受的折磨

so send me all your money and I will suffer for you.
所以把你的錢都寄來吧.我決定替你承受這一切痛苦

A truer Friend than me you will never find.
你再也不會找到任何一個比我更真心的朋友了

CASH ONLY PLEASE
我只收現金,謝謝