A little kid asks his father,
[ Daddy, is God a man or a woman? ]
有一個小孩問他爸爸：
「把拔…神是女的還是男的呀？」

[ Both son. God is both. ]
「神既是男的也是女的…」爸爸回答著。

After a while the kid comes again and asks,
[ Daddy, is God black or white? ]
過了一會兒，這個小孩又跑回來問：
「把拔，那神是黑人還是白人呀…？」

[ Both son, both. ]
「神既是黑人也是白人…」

The child returns a few minutes later and says,
[ Daddy, is Michael Jackson God? ]
又過了幾分鐘，小孩跑回來問：
「把拔…，那麥克傑克森是不是就是神呀？」