> Kids' Cute Answer

TEACHER: Why are you late?
> > WEBSTER: Because of the sign.
> > TEACHER: What sign
> > WEBSTER: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
> > _____________
> > TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication on the
floor?
> > CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!
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> > TEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile?"
> > JOHN: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
> > TEACHER: No, that's wrong
> > JOHN: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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> > TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
> > SARAH: H I J K L M N O!!
> > TEACHER: What are you talking about?
> > SARAH: Yesterday you said it's H to O!
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> > TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
> > GEORGE: Here it is!
> > TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
> > CLASS: George!
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> > TEACHER: Willie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't
> > have ten years ago.
> > WILLIE: Me!
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> > TEACHER: Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
> > TOMMY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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> > TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I."
> > ELLEN: I is...
> > TEACHER: No, Ellen..... Always say, "I am."
> > ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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> > TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
> > JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same
time.
> > "
> > _____________
> > TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
> > tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't
> > punish him?"
> > JOHNNY: "Because George still had the ax in his hand."
> > ______________
> > TEACHER: Now, Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
> > SAM: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
> > _______________
> > TEACHER: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
your
> > brother's. Did you copy his?
> > DESMOND: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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> > TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are
no
> > longer interested?
> > PUPIL: A teacher.