A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a
> > woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the
> > entrance
> > is a description of how the store operates. The sign states:
> >
> > You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the
> > attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.
> >
> > There is, however, a catch: you may choose any man from a particular
> > floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down
> > except to exit the building!
> >
> > So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
> >
> > On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men
> > have
> > jobs.
> >
> > The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love
> > children.
> >
> > The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love
> > children,
> > and are extremely good looking.
> >
> > "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
> >
> > She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have
> > jobs, love children, are drop-dead good looking and help with the
> > housework.
> >
> >
> > "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
> >
> > Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men
> > have jobs, love children, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the
> > housework,
> > and have a strong romantic streak.
> >
> > She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the
> > sign
> > reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 133,456,012 to this floor. There are
> > no
> > men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are
> > impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.