A young man is getting married soon and he
decided to pay his uncle who is
a sex expert to get a little advice.

Young man: Uncle, I am getting married soon
but I am not prepared. What is
ur advice for me for that 'first night'?

Uncle :The first night is the most
important night for a man. You
would have to give ur wife so much pleasure that
she wouldn't forget it for the
rest of her life.

Young man : But how do I do it?

Uncle : Alright..u would have to increase
the size of ur penis as this
will keep ur wife screaming the whole night
thru....it's very easy.

Young man: How?

Uncle: You would have to soak ur penis in a
cup of tea every night from
now until that 'first night'.

Young man: If it's that easy, I am sure I
can be a hero that night......

The young man went home and did what his
uncle said. Every night he will
soak his penis into a cup of tea.

On that 'first night' his uncle was also in
the house. Suddenly, the
young man's wife screamed out loud....the
uncle was thinking about how
great his remedy was when the door suddenly
opened and the young man came out
looking sad and depressed....he walked
towards his uncle....

Uncle: Why so fast?

Young man: My one is long, but how come
only as thin as a pencil?

Uncle: Did u follow the remedy tat i gave u?

Young man: Yes i did....i soak mine in a
cup of tea every night.

Uncle: What kinda tea?

Young man : Mustika Ratu - Slimming Tea.....